I Dunno

Just some jokes, because I couldn't think of a good blog post ...

'A man walks into a bar, ouch.' -Carl
'What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses over again? A dirty, double-crossing chicken.' -Dad
'Knock knock,
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to cry it's only a joke.' -Me
'What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.' -Catherine
'Two goldfish in a bowl, one says to the other, "how do you drive this thing"?' -Mum

That's it. Anyone got any better ones?